//
you're reading...
Lake life

A great fishing season – part 2

First off today —

If you didn’t read yesterday’s blog, click back and read it before you read today’s.

************KONICA MINOLTA DIGITAL CAMERA

Late Night TV host David Letterman wouldn’t know a bass if it jumped out of his bottomless coffee cup, but he did make the “Top Ten” list famous. So we;re borrowing the concept from him, but on a much more serious topic than he ever considers. I’m sharing my “TOP TEN” list for how you know it’s been a great fishing season. 

No. 5  – There is no room in your freezer for deer meat.

No. 4 – You had thrown so many fish heads out in the lake that turtles now follow you every time you get in your boat with a plastic bucket.

No. 3 – You’ve eaten so much fish (brain food) that you are starting to understand quantum physics.

No. 2 – You had to get an umpire’s clicker to keep count of the fish you catch to stay legal.

No. 1 – The Solunar Tables folks are now calling you to find out when the major biting period is.

Hope you enjoyed.

PS – Once again, if you need any explanations, please just leave a question in the “comment” section and we’ll have George get back to you, if he isn’t busy at “work”.

Discussion

No comments yet.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

Shop Local. Bank Local. Marion State Bank

Bastrop – Morehouse Chamber

SIMMONS’ SPORTING GOODS

Benoit Ford North

Dusty Gates, Union Parish Sheriff

BnM Fishing

Road Runner Lures

%d bloggers like this: