This just in:
Nobody can duck the success of the Robertson family and “Duck Dynasty”! Last night’s season premier of Season Four became the most watched non-fiction series show in cable television history with 11.8 million viewers.
Wow! Conquackulations! And conquackulations to Phil and Miss Kay on getting hitched again. If you missed it and you forgot to duck tape it on your TV’s DVR/VCR/DVD/recorder thingie, you can still watch it on the A&E website. Miss a Duck Dynasty episode? That’s a DED, Jack.