Oy to the World!

This may put everybody else in my family in a “fowl” mood, but I’m gonna have to try to cook a pirducken for Christmas.

There’s just no ducking it. Duck stuffed in a chicken stuffed in a turkey stuffed in a pig?  How can that not be a hit? Like Phil said, it isn’t very pleasant for the duck or chicken or turkey or pig, but it sounds pretty good.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE !!!! (with a redneck accent, of course)

After watching last nights Duck Dynasty “I’m Dreaming of a Redneck Christmas”, I’m gonna have to try it. If I can stop laughing long enough. And if I can figure out the recipe, I’ll share it with you. One big redneck Christmas secret was revealed: “Never underestimate the power of a sweet potato pie”. Ms Kay, are you reading this? I sure could use some help.

Phil could never have envisioned this when he started carving out and hand tuning Duck Commander duck calls, but the Robertson clan has gone TV viral. Last night’s episode was one of the best.

Willie playing Santa Claus at school is funny in itself. His fake gray beard gets lost in his real DuckMan beard, which might make some wonder if he’s a quack Santa or something. His elf, well, his elf…as described by Willie himself, is a “creepy geriatric angry elf”.  When he’s not at the North Pole, they call him Uncle Si.  His behavior was bad enough, but when he stuffed Santa’s bag with leftover Duck Commander goodies from the warehouse and the office supply room for the kids, it just kept me rolling.

Jep shared duties with Jase in putting up a Christmas display that would make any redneck proud and would stop the Bawcomville Christmas Parade dead in its tracks. And as any big Christmas light guy knows, the display doesn’t always work out just as planned. Oy to the World! Christmas may never be the same.

You Didn’t Watch? You don’t have it on the DVR?

Well, you better watch it on the computer or I know which list Santa will put you on!